Monday, August 07, 2006

My Gaydar Is Wrongly Attuned

How can I tell if a guy is gay?

If he's cute, wearing mint green shorts, an unmatching checkered blue shirt and I'm not attracted to him-
He's straight. Probably one of those rich playboys from the Hamptons who doesn't wear socks with boat shoes.

If he's cute, wearing mint green shorts, an unmatching checkered blue shirt and I am attracted to him-
He's gay. Probably hasn't come out yet which is why his shirt doesn't match his mint green shorts.

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