Good news! I'm chlamydia free!
O wait. Don't you have to be sexually active to get it?
Knowing full well that the second my Dr. leaves me standing naked in the exam room I am gone from her consciousness until next year when we meet again for another awkward exchange where she reads my chart and remembers, oh yeah NSA, I can't help but wonder why she (only) occasionally has me tested.
Is she secretly hoping I'm lying?
O wait. Don't you have to be sexually active to get it?
Knowing full well that the second my Dr. leaves me standing naked in the exam room I am gone from her consciousness until next year when we meet again for another awkward exchange where she reads my chart and remembers, oh yeah NSA, I can't help but wonder why she (only) occasionally has me tested.
Is she secretly hoping I'm lying?
